What is surprising is that our local hardware store sells piranhas. Real. Live. Piranhas. You know, complete with teeth and blood lust.
|Real. Live. Piranhas. View of the tank's contents.|
You just need to order two weeks in advance - there's no purchases out of the store display tank.
|"No purchases of piranhas out of this tank. By order only.|
Duration of 2 weeks."
You never can tell just what you might find.